November 11, 2009 - -
November 06, 2009 - -
October 10, 2009 - gemma4
October 05, 2009 - for gemma 3
October 05, 2009 - gemma 2
October 04, 2009 - entry one for my gemma
August 16, 2009 - incredible
April 28, 2009 - Marathon snogging
April 14, 2009 - you
July 05, 2008 - bye bye ibiza
March 09, 2008 - Whirly giggs
February 24, 2008 - -
January 22, 2008 - -
January 22, 2008 - -
October 22, 2007 - waitin on my curry
October 17, 2007 - the box
September 24, 2007 - I looked to the moon....
September 20, 2007 - its all in the hands of a publisher now
September 18, 2007 - dandruff lady
September 06, 2007 - -
August 24, 2007 - -
August 12, 2007 - Slick
July 10, 2007 - it just boggs u down
July 09, 2007 - super cool 5 year old
July 05, 2007 - -
May 28, 2007 - who goes???
May 22, 2007 - YAWN
May 22, 2007 - YAWN
May 22, 2007 - YAWN
May 17, 2007 - Non entry
May 12, 2007 - Fear factor
May 10, 2007 - Wash out for holland
May 08, 2007 - tempted part 10
May 08, 2007 - diaryland broke
April 26, 2007 - Just a normal day
April 23, 2007 - tempted part 9
April 22, 2007 - the clouds are shifting
April 19, 2007 - tempted part 8
April 19, 2007 - A rant
April 18, 2007 - Tempted part 7
April 14, 2007 - Tempted part 6
April 13, 2007 - Friday 13th
April 12, 2007 - flat below a horse
April 11, 2007 - tempted part 5
April 11, 2007 - bbblllllllllllaaaaahhhhhhhh
April 10, 2007 - Tempted part 4
April 09, 2007 - Thai saigh
April 08, 2007 - Tempted part 3
April 06, 2007 - TEMPTED PART 2
April 02, 2007 - Tempted part 1
March 31, 2007 - -
March 30, 2007 - another 10 things
March 29, 2007 - mad night oot
March 27, 2007 - another 10 facts about me
March 26, 2007 - 10 need to know things about Kurst
March 25, 2007 - Brittish summer time woo hoo
March 25, 2007 - A night out in Bonnyrigg
March 23, 2007 - i have large pours
March 21, 2007 - a number 2 please
March 20, 2007 - blue garlic
March 19, 2007 - my holiday pics
March 18, 2007 - I'm back
March 10, 2007 - I'm away on my holidays
March 08, 2007 - man in a bear hat
March 08, 2007 - -
March 05, 2007 - hols
March 04, 2007 - -
March 04, 2007 - Mairi and Mikes engagement
March 02, 2007 - Simon
March 01, 2007 - funny quotes
February 28, 2007 - Your radiator is leaking
February 27, 2007 - How many points for a funeral
February 26, 2007 - So many questions
February 26, 2007 - a stolen poem
February 25, 2007 - a turkish delight
February 23, 2007 - how hard is it to open a flake bar?
February 22, 2007 - a short random entry
February 19, 2007 - shutters down now fuck off!!!
February 18, 2007 - Steroids in the chicken
February 17, 2007 - A warmth..........
February 16, 2007 - a moment
February 15, 2007 - Ear drops make your ears fizzzzzzz
February 14, 2007 - Today i felt human
February 13, 2007 - Kickingillimano
February 11, 2007 - The end of an era
February 08, 2007 - Turmoil
February 02, 2007 - vegemite
February 01, 2007 - Full of veg and chicken
January 31, 2007 - Vanity
January 27, 2007 - stick insects
January 27, 2007 - stick insects
January 10, 2007 - scary weird dog woman
January 10, 2007 - scary weird dog woman
January 07, 2007 - Happy new year 2007
December 27, 2006 - i'm the face of fray bentos
December 19, 2006 - the man in the silky nighty
November 03, 2006 - -
November 01, 2006 - people were so mean today
October 31, 2006 - Halloween lost its smell
October 30, 2006 - The strange man
October 25, 2006 - bus drivers
October 25, 2006 - bus drivers
October 24, 2006 - the biting centepede
October 11, 2006 - Sweaty back woman
October 05, 2006 - aka jane
September 14, 2006 - Hi
August 19, 2006 - -
June 25, 2006 - mullet
June 20, 2006 - -
June 15, 2006 - empty
June 06, 2006 - my new job
April 02, 2006 - moan moan moan
2006-03-31 - A load of shite
2006-03-30 - Greenock
2006-03-20 - another bus journey
2006-03-20 - the journey
2006-03-20 - OCEAN
2006-03-16 - wwwwwoooooooooo
2006-01-15 - am i?
2006-01-11 - salty coffee
2006-01-06 - Happy new year
2005-12-18 - I'm still here
2005-12-08 - the bear and the ladybird
2005-11-27 - When I'm famous
2005-11-21 - It smells like christmas
2005-11-20 - lazy
2005-11-17 - Winter
2005-11-10 - Innocent railway
2005-11-07 - Sonic Jedi powers
2005-11-06 - Wrigleys in her hair
2005-11-04 - woo hoo, my nipple ring came out
2005-11-03 - Free shopping
2005-11-02 - I got my haircut today
2005-11-01 - Shittin kid
2005-10-30 - A whole orange floating in a glass
2005-10-29 - -
2005-10-27 - my secret
2005-10-25 - Martine McCutheon
2005-10-24 - another kind of non day
2005-10-23 - my ad dilemma
2005-10-22 - not a good day
2005-10-20 - children from hell
2005-10-19 - How to discipline a brat
2005-10-18 - Things not to eat before mid day
2005-10-15 - The buffet
2005-10-14 - -
2005-10-13 - Pete's Dragon
2005-10-11 - Fashion expert
2005-10-10 - that life
2005-10-08 - things that confuse me
2005-10-07 - The conference
2005-10-06 - -
2005-10-02 - Bloody conference
2005-09-29 - Guest staring-The flatmate
2005-09-28 - The cleaning lady
2005-09-26 - my hangover
2005-09-24 - Farting
2005-09-22 - a short nothing entry
2005-09-21 - Burping
2005-09-20 - Old men wear ties
2005-09-18 - 20 things to do when your bored
2005-09-17 - The alpine van
2005-09-16 - Spider in my hair
2005-09-15 - Autumn has arrived
2005-09-13 - The Lo comotion
2005-09-12 - camp meg
2005-09-10 - the market
2005-09-08 - Wheelie bins
2005-09-06 - big bean soup
2005-09-05 - its deep and no very funny
2005-09-04 - Hammock flying
2005-09-02 - Sequin
2005-09-01 - The banana smell
2005-08-29 - my trip on a flying saucer
2005-08-27 - its my life
2005-08-27 - this is me
2005-08-26 - -this is me
2005-08-26 - STALKER
2005-08-25 - silence is golden
2005-08-23 - FLUFFY MINIUMS
2005-08-22 - Shit machines
2005-08-21 - So Mark is gay?
2005-08-19 - music
2005-08-18 - zum gali gali
2005-08-17 - THE MAN WITH THE HEAD UNDER HIS ARM
2005-08-15 - Has anyone seen my pants
2005-08-14 - skip this one its pants
2005-08-13 - chair walking
2005-08-11 - drunk irish man on the bus
2005-08-10 - 20WAYS TO PASS AN HOUR
2005-08-09 - pipin
2005-08-08 - BAKED BEANS
2005-08-07 - BULL DYKES
2005-08-05 - my pubes are far too long for a normal person
2005-08-04 - TOURISTS
2005-07-31 - A lovely cut
2005-07-30 - WHOTOO WHOTOO
2005-07-29 - MULTIPLE ORGASMS
2005-07-27 - these seats are particularly appreciated by the elderly and infirm
2005-07-26 - BLAHHHH
2005-07-25 - Insanity
2005-07-24 - FAT BALLS
2005-07-23 - MRS YOUNG
2005-07-22 - PMT -THE JOYS
2005-07-21 - Another day, another ramble
2005-07-20 - -
2005-07-20 - This is what my diary is all about
2005-07-19 - how cool is this?